Could do with more details. Juice there? Crays GF was there. The first line was from the word doc, details may not be 100% accurate.

The G-Dem second birthday event happens. New paintings, new mcmmo levels (up to 5000), crafting changes to do with stone types, also drip leaves and unpackable quartz. Speech: Before get started, a few things I need to say: <Event Rules - No attacking, no killing, no causing problems> <Craig> Hello, citizens of the G-Dem SMP. Last year we celebrated greatness, breaking expectations, and that I am just the best owner. None of that has changed, but today we gather to celebrate how the small sapling has grown into a blossoming tree. Through droughts, through storms, and through floods, we have continued to survive, and prosper so that today we can bask in the fruits of our, OUR, laybor. Without your hard work and dedication, none of this could have been possible, so I thank you, [PAUSE] thank you all for your everlasting support. Since the beginning, when we were just a a feeble seed, dropped in the mud, we have grown, picking up not one but two new owners to help manage this server. We have the old one (who claims to have some in their room) but really needs to touch some living grass. And someone new - who may be slitely inactive, who may have difficulty responding to important messages, who actually does [GASP] [IN DISGUST] exersize??? - give it up for the one, the only, OMEGADESTROY400! [Applause] <Omega speech??> [Applause] Last year we talked about how we broke limits and expectations, this year we didn't break them, WE OBLITERATED THEM, AND SO WE SHALL FOR __YEARS TO COME__!!! We have amassed new levels of success, with new trains, new bat races, I mean even ollie seems to have stopped xraying??? And with these new feats we have achieved, I am very thankfull to have to honor to announce the new promotions. So here they are... On the theme of growth, ive been told no I am not allowed to demote anyone (something something, be a noramal human), so instead Kat - who is an, active, enjoyable, and essential member of the community who already has many responsablilites (like the quote of month compilation, which is no mean feat, I mean sorting through the heaps of dreck we spit out, its amazing) - will be being promoted to both minecraft and discord moderator. [Applause] And also, you know <PN>, you love <PN>. Omega - our first staff member - who has neither broke anything, abused anything, and hasnt made any more bad spin of servers - will be being promoted to Owner+. [Applause] So earlier, I mentioned these fruits, well what are they? <Aj speech??> [Applause] And now a my personal gift to you, a free month of Tier 3, followed by two months of 50% off. T&Cs apply, codes can only be used once and are non-refundable. Now for some of the more colorfull leaves of the tree that is g-dem, I give you the top quotes of this year, picked our favourite, KatloverMC <Quotes from kat> [Applause] Now jack has some incitfull things they wish to say. [Applause] <Any other speaches or> Now normally we would have some speeches from the other members, but they were all either too lazy or not here to give one, so thats all... Thats all for my speech, so HAPPY BRITHDAY G-DEM!!!!!! [Applause] And now to finish off (sus) todays main event, I give you the unbelievable UltraHalo. <Ultra Song> [Applause] [Capture Jon, Powerpoint, Volunteer] https://1drv.ms/p/s!Ao-QxPQIBuQyh2dHJVMk-4cpT2XX?e=5XRr2v Jon has been spotted doing a public indecency in G-City, quick call the police car. Neerrrrmmmmm. Oh no thats a croud don't shoot. Since you just shot an entire croud and were told of by your bosses, you may not kill any civilians. This includes the boat drivier. The aim is to kill jon before they get into open ocean. [Kill AJ] but aj too salty so we need fake account [Firworks] Now a quiz for one extra month of free tier 3. T&Cs apply, codes can only be used once and are non-refundable. Who was with me when we picked up Kat? (BLOQM) What is the other name of a 2x2 flush piston door? (Jeb) What is the radius of grief zone? (500) What is the notable build called in spawn zone gamma? (GT Banking Tower) Which item have I dropped the most? (Shears, closest to top wins) Bonus Question - What was the main rhotorical device used throughout this speech? And what was it? (Extended Metaphor, trees or som shit)